Vacation

So.....another day spent stuck at home with the kids. another wonderful day playing with my sweeties... Ya know, i'm really leaning towards the fact that they might speak Russian, i dont know, like, if i had a dime for everytime i said "get off the table" today i'd be friggin rich! I'd be so rich i could pay a translator to follow me around and yell at them in a language that they understand! Anyways, Carl worked another side job today, yay. No, really, we're using all the extra money for Christmas gifts since, well, we usually dont have much to spend on people, we figure this way we have it and it's not coming out of our bank account. After he got home, we had the usual food fight with Cam, then he took the boys to Target with his parents so he could show them what Cam wants for her Birthday. That was a nice hour or so...i had told him earlier i had to go to the store, so he said when he got back from Target i could GO TO WALMART BY MYSELF!!!! Wow. Wow. I dont even think they were all in the door and my ass was out the driveway! I greeted them with kisses and left for WALMART!
It was kinda wierd. I didnt have to take anyone to the bathroom...alright, i had to go once, but that was pretty easy. I didnt have to pick up my future groceries from the floor after which ever baby is sitting in the cart has thrown them out of it. The only crying kids i heard were NOT MINE, and i actually got to LOOK at things, i mean, read prices and stuff.
So i'm standing in the mile long "if you didnt know you were at Wal-Mart, you do now" line and ahhhh, the tabloids. Gotta love 'em. There's like 6 of them...one about that Tori Spelling weighing 95lbs, and an alien baby eats it's own mother, and Angelina and Brad drama and oh, wait, Jon & Kate drama! I cant hate those two! Not as much as these people though... (<~click) I used to watch that show, back when it was ok for Kate to slam on Jon all the time, i'm sorry, but that's what made that show! Yeah yeah yeah, they have 8 kids, so what, so do alot of people. That guy is a moron. Sure, she's a bit pushy, but i get it. Before they had all the money that is. I'm sure it was beyond stressful, but now, they have so much money...WHO CARES!? Alright, maybe i'm jealous. Maybe i want to make $75,000 to tape me taking my kids fishing...Oh, well...
So i finally got home, about 3 hours later...I think Carl was about to send the police out looking for me. He thought i wasnt coming back. I told him i was just pretending to be on vacation...he didnt find it amusing. I did though.